Just for Fun: Impotency Jokes
Sometimes the process of treating impotency can be overwhelming. It helps sometimes if a man can simply laugh at himself. There are many, many different impotency jokes that are found today.
The ones you see below are in some ways similar-but not exact-in wording to the many jokes that are out there touching this subject. This should lighten the mood a little as you deal with this physical and physiological problem.
The Jokes…
A man who is said to be impotent is usually said to be one or more of the following: 180 degrees shy of heaven, or he is said to have ADD (that is, Ascension Deficit Disorder). Sometimes he is also told he is “disappointing Miss Daisy” or that he has a “Less-than-Magic Johnson.”
About a couple who has been married 20 years and had sex in the dark: For 20 years a couple always had sex in the dark because the man insisted so. That was at least until the women said “enough is enough” and turned the light on right in the middle of sex.
She noticed he had a dildo (rubber penis) in his hand which she learned he was using on her. To that she yelled at him saying, “How could you be lying to be all these years about your impotency problem! Explain yourself!”
To that he responded, “I may be impotent, but then how do you explain the kids? Where did they come from?” That shut the woman up pretty fast!
The man says he wants to go to the doctor: After he said he was going to the doctor his wife asked him, “Why?”
He said he wanted to go get some Viagra.
To that she responded, “I’m going to the doctor too.”
He asked, “Why?”
She answered, “If you are going to start using that rusty old thing again I am going to need a tetanus shot!”
The following are some familiar Viagra and erection jokes:
- Introducing the new Viagra car model! You turn it on and it starts in about an hour!
- A crate load of Viagra was stolen from the warehouse. Police are now on the lookout for hard criminals.
- It has been determined that people who steal Viagra deserve stiff penalties.
- A proposal for a new cereal for impotent men: There should be one called “Nut ‘N Raisin Honey.”
- One man went deep into debt because of Viagra. He is now quite hard up.
Q: What is the difference between the first and second honeymoon?
A: The first one involved Niagra, the second one…Viagra!